61 As a 1930s wife, I am |
Scoring:
0-24 - Very Poor (Failure)
25-41 - Poor
42-58 - Average
59-75 - Superior
76+ - Very Superior
Areas where I failed:
Fails to sew on buttons or darn socks regularly.
Wears pajamas instead of nightgown.
Doesn't want to get up to prepare breakfast.
Has a pleasant disposition in the morning--not crabby.
Areas where I passed:
Faithful and true to husband.
Good sense of humor--jolly and gay.
Is of same religion as her husband.
Neat housekeeper--tidy and clean.
Areas that cracked me up:
Tells risque or vulgar stories
Puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them.
Seams in hose often crooked.
Slow in coming to bed--delays til husband is almost asleep.
Shoulder straps hang over arms or slip is uneven and shows.
Serves dinner but fails to sit down till meal is half over--then wants husband
to wait for her.
Boy have times changed!
5 comments:
im sure my numbers have risen over time:) i proudly state that i am now VERY SUPERIOR!! (i should be after 22 years!!!)
so funny! I guess I have some years to get those points a little higher! :)
i know that there are some things that they could've asked and didn't that would bring my numbers waaayyyy down!!
Yikes, I scored a 104. I feel archaic. :-/
Now, what does red nail polish have to do with being a good wife? And do I get half credit if I only wear it on my toes? :-)
I too am a "Very Superior" 1930's wife! I'm sending a big "shout out" to all my girls at Harvest who are also superior/very superior! Of course... Jesus gets all the Praise and Glory! Because apart from him I can do Nothing!
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